Tor Relays :: icanhazfunk

View Relay "icanhazfunk"

Fingerprint: `7DF739DF5858ED7AA650B822E0D68AB03658414B` | Family: 1 relay | Random Person <nobody AT example dot com> | AS63949 | United States of America | Linux

Health Status

Consensus: In Consensus (9/9 Directory Auths)
Flags: Running, Valid, Fast, Stable (4)
BW Verified: 5/6 BW Auths Measured 22 Kbit/s Median
Stability: Not Overloaded | UP 2w 3d 12h ago | UP 100% (1M)

Reachability: IPv4: 9/9 | v6: 8/8 (Directory Auths)
First Seen: 2y 1mo 2w ago
BW Weight: 0.00% of Network | 22 Mbit/s Observed By Relay
Version: 0.4.9.5 Recommended

Issues Detected:

HSDir: requires V2Dir (tunnelled-dir-server) : HSDir requires the relay to support tunnelled directory requests (V2Dir flag). This relay is missing V2Dir — the descriptor likely does not include tunnelled-dir-server, usually because DirCache 0 is set in torrc.
Suggestion: Remove DirCache 0 from torrc (DirCache is enabled by default in Tor ≥0.3.3). Restart Tor and verify the descriptor includes tunnelled-dir-server. You can check with: grep tunnelled-dir-server /var/lib/tor/cached-descriptors
High consensus weight deviation : Large variation in Consensus Weight values across authorities (see 'Cons Wt' column in Per-Authority Details below)
Suggestion: Consensus weight measurements vary significantly between authorities. This can affect traffic distribution. Ensure stable network connection and consistent bandwidth availability.

Connectivity and Location

Addresses

OR Address: linode.d1b.org
173.230.154.90:9001
[2600:3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:a8d7]:9001

Reachability (Directory Authorities)

IPv4: 9/9
IPv6: 8/8 (1 don't test)

Location

Country: United States of America
Interactive Map: View in RouteFluxMap

Autonomous System

AS Number: AS63949
AS Name: Akamai Technologies, Inc. (BGP.tools)
AS Rarity: Rare (score: 2/5, 0.16% consensus weight, 72 operators)

Flags and Eligibility

Current Flags (4): Running, Valid, Fast, Stable

Eligibility Flag Vote Details

Flag	Metric	Status	Relay Value	Threshold Required
Running	IPv4 Reachability	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 authorities reached relay	≥5/9 DA ORPort reachable
Running	IPv6 Reachability	Meets (8/8 DA)	8/8 tested authorities reached relay	≥5/8 tested (majority) (≥5/8 DA)
Valid	Descriptor	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 authorities assigned Valid	Not blacklisted + valid descriptor (≥5/9 DA)
V2Dir	DirPort Available	Below (0/9 DA)	No DirPort, no tunnelled-dir-server (R)	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
Fast	Speed	Meets (9/9 DA)	22.2 Mbit/s (R)	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
Stable	MTBF	Partial (7/9 DA)	Median: 147.2d (8/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 9.6d / 147.8d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥11.4d - 53.9d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥353.6d
Stable	Uptime	Meets (9/9 DA)	17.5d (R)	≥9.6d - 12.6d (varies) (≥5/9 DA)
HSDir	Prereq: Fast	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned Fast	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
	Prereq: Stable	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned Stable	≥11.4d - 53.9d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥353.6d
	Prereq: V2Dir	Below (0/9 DA)	0/9 DA assigned V2Dir	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
	WFU	Meets (8/9 DA)	Majority: 100.0% (8/9 DA) Min/Med/Max: 90.7% / 100.0% / 100.0% (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥98.0% (≥5/9 DA)
	Time Known	Meets (8/9 DA)	Median: 145.0d (9/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 9.8d / 147.8d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥1.0d (most) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥9.8d
Guard	Prereq: Fast	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned Fast	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
	Prereq: Stable	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned Stable	≥11.4d - 53.9d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥353.6d
	Prereq: V2Dir	Below (0/9 DA)	0/9 DA assigned V2Dir	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
	WFU	Meets (8/9 DA)	Majority: 100.0% (8/9 DA) Min/Med/Max: 90.7% / 100.0% / 100.0% (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥98% (≥5/9 DA)
	Time Known	Meets (9/9 DA)	Median: 145.0d (9/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 9.8d / 147.8d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥8 days (≥5/9 DA)
	Bandwidth	Meets (9/9 DA)	22.2 Mbit/s (R)	≥16.0 Mbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR ≥80.0 Mbit/s-296.0 Mbit/s (≥5/9 DA)
Exit	Exit Policy	Below (0/9 DA)	Port 80: No \| Port 443: No (R)	Allows ≥1 /8 on ports 80 AND 443 (≥5/9 DA)

(DA) = Dir. Auth. Measured | (R) = Relay Reported
Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-03-15 23:45:07).

Bandwidth Metrics

Capacity (Relay Reported)

Observed Bandwidth: 22.24 Mbit/s
Advertised Bandwidth: 22.24 Mbit/s
Rate Limit: 40.96 Mbit/s
Burst Limit: 57.34 Mbit/s
Total Data: 74 TB (5 years)
1mo: 1.2 TB | 6mo: 6.7 TB | 1y: 15 TB | 5y: 74 TB

Measurement (Directory Authority Verified)

Source: CollecTor — fetched 2026-03-15 23:45:07

Measured By: 5/6 Bandwidth Authorities
Not measured by: longclaw
Median Measurement: 22.2 Kbit/s
Min / Max: 5440 bit/s / 31.2 Kbit/s
Deviation: 25.8 Kbit/s [Warning] High variation

Network Participation: Consensus Weight: 0.0006% of network (18th pctl) | Guard: N/A | Middle: 0.0018% (35th pctl) | Exit: N/A

Uptime and Stability

Uptime Metrics

Current Status: UP 2w 3d 12h ago
Overall Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y): 100.0%/100.0%/99.5%/91.0%
Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y): Matches Overall Uptime (100.0%/100.0%/99.5%/91.0%)
Hibernating: No

Timestamps

First Seen: 2y 1mo 2w ago (2024-01-30 02:00:00)
Last Seen: 1h 45m 49s ago (2026-03-15 23:00:00)
Last Restarted: 2w 3d 12h ago (2026-02-26 12:31:53)
Last Changed Address: 2024-04-26 03:00:00

Overload Status: Not Overloaded — No overload conditions reported.

Operator and Family

Operator Identity

Source: AROI Validation API — 2026-03-15 16:00 UTC

AROI Domain (?): Not specified
Operator Validation: Unvalidated
This Relay: N/A (no AROI configured)
Contact: Random Person <nobody AT example dot com>

Family Configuration

Family Support: None — No family membership configured

Happy Families (family-cert)

Effective Members: 0: none

MyFamily (legacy declarations)

Effective Member: 1

7DF739DF5858ED7AA650B822E0D68AB03658414B (this relay)

Alleged Members: 0

none

Indirect Members: 0

none

Software and Version

Platform: Linux — Tor 0.4.9.5 on Linux
Version: 0.4.9.5 — Recommended
Version Status: Recommended

Exit Health & Policy

DNS Health

Not an exit relay — DNS health testing does not apply.

IPv4 Exit Policy Summary

reject: 
  1-65535

Full Exit Policy

reject *:*

Last fetch was at Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:45:48 GMT.

Consensus Evaluation

Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-03-15 23:45:07).

Per-Authority Details

Each cell shows: your measured value | authority threshold. Green = meets, red = below. Flags: green = all authorities agree, yellow = partial.

Authority	Running	Valid	Exit	MiddleOnly	BW Scan (Authority)	v4	v6	Flags	Fast (Relay\|T)	Guard BW (Relay\|Threshold)	Guard WFU (M\|T)	Guard TK (M\|T)	Stable MTBF (M\|T)	Stable Uptime (Relay\|T)	HSDir WFU (M\|T)	HSDir TK (M\|T)	Desc Published	Cons Wt (Authority)
bastet (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 208.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	147.4d \| 8d	147.4d \| 57.1d	17.5d \| 11.9d	100.0% \| 98.0%	147.4d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	24.8 Kbit/s
dannenberg (DE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	90.7% \| 98%	16.2d \| 8d	9.6d \| 11.4d	17.5d \| 12.6d	90.7% \| 98.0%	16.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	22.2 Kbit/s
dizum (NL)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	91.9d \| 8d	91.9d \| 43.1d	17.5d \| 9.6d	100.0% \| 98.0%	91.9d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	22.2 Kbit/s
faravahar (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	147.2d \| 8d	147.2d \| 53.2d	17.5d \| 12.8d	100.0% \| 98.0%	147.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	22.2 Kbit/s
gabelmoo (DE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 280.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	147.8d \| 8d	147.8d \| 58.2d	17.5d \| 12.5d	100.0% \| 98.0%	147.8d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	6640 bit/s
longclaw (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	—	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	145.0d \| 8d	145.0d \| 61.2d	17.5d \| 12.8d	100.0% \| 98.0%	145.0d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	22.2 Kbit/s
maatuska (SE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 296.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	138.6d \| 8d	138.6d \| 40.9d	17.5d \| 12.6d	100.0% \| 98.0%	138.6d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	5440 bit/s
moria1 (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 8.4 Mbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 224.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	9.8d \| 8d	147.8d \| 353.6d	17.5d \| 15.3d	100.0% \| 98.0%	9.810d \| 9.813d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	31.2 Kbit/s
tor26 (AT)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, Fast, Stable	22.2 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	22.2 Mbit/s \| 280.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	147.8d \| 8d	147.8d \| 53.9d	17.5d \| 12.8d	100.0% \| 98.0%	147.8d \| 1.0d	2026-03-15 18:32:50	9.6 Kbit/s

— = not tested/available • Format: relay value | authority threshold • WFU = Weighted Fractional Uptime • TK = Time Known

Bandwidth Values Explained:
Relay Reported = Your relay's self-reported bandwidth from its descriptor (observed_bandwidth). Used for flag eligibility (Guard, Fast).
Authority Measured = Bandwidth measured by authority's sbws scanner. Used for consensus weight (path selection probability).
Why different? Authorities verify your reported bandwidth independently. 6 of 9 authorities run bandwidth scanners; 3 use relay-reported values directly.

Stable Uptime (Two Data Sources):
Relay Uptime = From Onionoo API (last_restarted field). Self-reported uptime from descriptor. Same value for all authorities.
Authority Threshold = From CollecTor vote files (flag-thresholds stable-uptime). Each authority may have different thresholds.
Why two sources? Vote files contain authority thresholds but not per-relay uptime values. Onionoo aggregates relay descriptors which include uptime.