Tor Relays :: SkibidiCrackhead

View Relay "SkibidiCrackhead"

Fingerprint: `26E3C67C9BB4B9303B01452AF9E71455686D241B` | Family: 1 relay | Better Call Saul | AS48314 | Germany | Linux

Health Status

Consensus: In Consensus (9/9 Directory Auths)
Flags: Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir (6)
BW Verified: 5/6 BW Auths Measured 8 Kbit/s Median
Stability: Not Overloaded | UP 2mo 2d 23h ago | UP 100% (1M)

Reachability: IPv4: 9/9 | v6: 8/8 (Directory Auths)
First Seen: 1y 5mo 2w ago
BW Weight: 0.00% of Network | 9 Mbit/s Observed By Relay
Version: 0.4.8.21 Recommended

Issues Detected:

Guard: bandwidth below threshold : Observed bandwidth 1.2 MB/s is below 2 MB/s minimum (AuthDirGuardBWGuarantee)
Suggestion: Guard requires ≥2 MB/s bandwidth OR being in top 25% of network. To increase bandwidth: 1) Ensure adequate upstream capacity, 2) Check RelayBandwidthRate/RelayBandwidthBurst in torrc, 3) Monitor with Nyx or ARM.
High consensus weight deviation : Large variation in Consensus Weight values across authorities (see 'Cons Wt' column in Per-Authority Details below)
Suggestion: Consensus weight measurements vary significantly between authorities. This can affect traffic distribution. Ensure stable network connection and consistent bandwidth availability.

Connectivity and Location

Addresses

OR Address: 37.114.53.9:9001
[2a12:3e80:400:8::]:9001

Reachability (Directory Authorities)

IPv4: 9/9
IPv6: 8/8 (1 don't test)

Location

Country: Germany
Interactive Map: View in RouteFluxMap

Autonomous System

AS Number: AS48314
AS Name: Michael Sebastian Schinzel trading as IP-Projects GmbH & Co. KG (BGP.tools)
AS Rarity: Rare (score: 2/5, 0.17% consensus weight, 11 operators)

Flags and Eligibility

Current Flags (6): Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir

Eligibility Flag Vote Details

Flag	Metric	Status	Relay Value	Threshold Required
Running	IPv4 Reachability	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 authorities reached relay	≥5/9 DA ORPort reachable
Running	IPv6 Reachability	Meets (8/8 DA)	8/8 tested authorities reached relay	≥5/8 tested (majority) (≥5/8 DA)
Valid	Descriptor	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 authorities assigned Valid	Not blacklisted + valid descriptor (≥5/9 DA)
V2Dir	DirPort Available	Meets (9/9 DA)	Tunnelled: Yes (no DirPort) (R)	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
Fast	Speed	Meets (9/9 DA)	9.8 Mbit/s (R)	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
Stable	MTBF	Partial (7/9 DA)	Median: 78.1d (8/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 2.2d / 85.0d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥11.3d - 55.7d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥347.6d
Stable	Uptime	Meets (9/9 DA)	63.0d (R)	≥12.0d - 14.4d (varies) (≥5/9 DA)
HSDir	Prereq: Fast	Meets (8/9 DA)	8/9 DA assigned Fast	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
	Prereq: Stable	Meets (8/9 DA)	8/9 DA assigned Stable	≥11.3d - 55.7d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥347.6d
	Prereq: V2Dir	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned V2Dir	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
	WFU	Meets (8/9 DA)	Median: 100.0% (8/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 97.8% / 100.0% (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥98.0% (≥5/9 DA)
	Time Known	Meets (8/9 DA)	Median: 77.9d (9/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 9.7d / 78.2d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥1.0d (most) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥9.8d
Guard	Prereq: Fast	Meets (8/9 DA)	8/9 DA assigned Fast	≥800.0 Kbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR top 7/8 (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥8.4 Mbit/s
	Prereq: Stable	Meets (8/9 DA)	8/9 DA assigned Stable	≥11.3d - 55.7d (varies) (≥5/9 DA) [Stricter] moria1: ≥347.6d
	Prereq: V2Dir	Meets (9/9 DA)	9/9 DA assigned V2Dir	Tunnelled directory via ORPort or DirPort (≥5/9 DA)
	WFU	Meets (8/9 DA)	Median: 100.0% (8/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 97.8% / 100.0% (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥98% (≥5/9 DA)
	Time Known	Meets (9/9 DA)	Median: 77.9d (9/9 DA above threshold) Min/Max: 9.7d / 78.2d (9/9 DA, Voting / Total Eligible)	≥8 days (≥5/9 DA)
	Bandwidth	Below (0/9 DA)	9.8 Mbit/s (R)	≥16.0 Mbit/s (Tor spec minimum) OR ≥80.0 Mbit/s-296.0 Mbit/s (≥5/9 DA)
Exit	Exit Policy	Below (0/9 DA)	Port 80: No \| Port 443: No (R)	Allows ≥1 /8 on ports 80 AND 443 (≥5/9 DA)

(DA) = Dir. Auth. Measured | (R) = Relay Reported
Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-03-15 13:15:07).

Bandwidth Metrics

Capacity (Relay Reported)

Observed Bandwidth: 9.84 Mbit/s
Advertised Bandwidth: 9.84 Mbit/s
Rate Limit: 8.59 Gbit/s
Burst Limit: 8.59 Gbit/s
Total Data: 57 TB (5 years)
1mo: 1.4 TB | 6mo: 6.0 TB | 1y: 14 TB | 5y: 57 TB

Measurement (Directory Authority Verified)

Source: CollecTor — fetched 2026-03-15 13:15:07

Measured By: 5/6 Bandwidth Authorities
Not measured by: longclaw
Median Measurement: 8.8 Kbit/s
Min / Max: 3120 bit/s / 9.8 Kbit/s
Deviation: 6712 bit/s [Warning] High variation

Network Participation: Consensus Weight: 0.0002% of network (11th pctl) | Guard: N/A | Middle: 0.0006% (15th pctl) | Exit: N/A

Uptime and Stability

Uptime Metrics

Current Status: UP 2mo 2d 23h ago
Overall Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y): 100.0%/98.3%/95.0%/96.5%
Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y): —/—/94.2%/92.8%
Hibernating: No

Timestamps

First Seen: 1y 5mo 2w ago (2024-09-25 15:00:00)
Last Seen: 1h 45m 55s ago (2026-03-15 12:00:00)
Last Restarted: 2mo 2d 23h ago (2026-01-11 14:21:19)
Last Changed Address: 2024-09-25 15:00:00

Overload Status: Not Overloaded — No overload conditions reported.

Operator and Family

Operator Identity

Source: AROI Validation API — 2026-03-15 06:00 UTC

AROI Domain (?): Not specified
Operator Validation: Unvalidated
This Relay: N/A (no AROI configured)
Contact: Better Call Saul

Family Configuration

Family Support: None — No family membership configured

Happy Families (family-cert)

Effective Members: 0: none

MyFamily (legacy declarations)

Effective Member: 1

26E3C67C9BB4B9303B01452AF9E71455686D241B (this relay)

Alleged Members: 0

none

Indirect Members: 0

none

Software and Version

Platform: Linux — Tor 0.4.8.21 on Linux
Version: 0.4.8.21 — Recommended
Version Status: Recommended

Exit Health & Policy

DNS Health

Not an exit relay — DNS health testing does not apply.

IPv4 Exit Policy Summary

reject: 
  1-65535

Full Exit Policy

reject *:*

Last fetch was at Sun, 15 Mar 2026 13:45:53 GMT.

Consensus Evaluation

Data from Tor CollecTor (authority votes, fetched 2026-03-15 13:15:07).

Per-Authority Details

Each cell shows: your measured value | authority threshold. Green = meets, red = below. Flags: green = all authorities agree, yellow = partial.

Authority	Running	Valid	Exit	MiddleOnly	BW Scan (Authority)	v4	v6	Flags	Fast (Relay\|T)	Guard BW (Relay\|Threshold)	Guard WFU (M\|T)	Guard TK (M\|T)	Stable MTBF (M\|T)	Stable Uptime (Relay\|T)	HSDir WFU (M\|T)	HSDir TK (M\|T)	Desc Published	Cons Wt (Authority)
bastet (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 208.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	77.7d \| 8d	77.7d \| 59.7d	63.0d \| 13.6d	100.0% \| 98.0%	77.7d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	8.8 Kbit/s
dannenberg (DE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	97.8% \| 98%	16.2d \| 8d	2.2d \| 11.3d	63.0d \| 14.3d	97.8% \| 98.0%	16.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	9.8 Kbit/s
dizum (NL)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	78.2d \| 8d	78.2d \| 45.8d	63.0d \| 12.0d	100.0% \| 98.0%	78.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	9.8 Kbit/s
faravahar (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	N	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	78.1d \| 8d	78.1d \| 55.1d	63.0d \| 14.5d	100.0% \| 98.0%	78.1d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	9.8 Kbit/s
gabelmoo (DE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 288.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	78.2d \| 8d	78.2d \| 61.4d	63.0d \| 14.4d	100.0% \| 98.0%	78.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	3280 bit/s
longclaw (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	—	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 80.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	76.2d \| 8d	76.2d \| 62.0d	63.0d \| 14.5d	100.0% \| 98.0%	76.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	9.8 Kbit/s
maatuska (SE)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 296.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	77.9d \| 8d	77.9d \| 40.2d	63.0d \| 14.3d	100.0% \| 98.0%	77.9d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	3280 bit/s
moria1 (US)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Stable	9.8 Mbit/s \| 8.4 Mbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 216.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	9.7d \| 8d	85.0d \| 347.6d	63.0d \| 15.5d	100.0% \| 98.0%	9.7d \| 9.8d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	7680 bit/s
tor26 (AT)	Yes	Yes	No	—	Y	Yes	Yes	Running, Valid, V2Dir, Fast, Stable, HSDir	9.8 Mbit/s \| 816.0 Kbit/s	9.8 Mbit/s \| 288.0 Mbit/s OR 16.0 Mbit/s	100.0% \| 98%	78.2d \| 8d	78.2d \| 55.7d	63.0d \| 14.5d	100.0% \| 98.0%	78.2d \| 1.0d	2026-03-14 21:21:31	3120 bit/s

— = not tested/available • Format: relay value | authority threshold • WFU = Weighted Fractional Uptime • TK = Time Known

Bandwidth Values Explained:
Relay Reported = Your relay's self-reported bandwidth from its descriptor (observed_bandwidth). Used for flag eligibility (Guard, Fast).
Authority Measured = Bandwidth measured by authority's sbws scanner. Used for consensus weight (path selection probability).
Why different? Authorities verify your reported bandwidth independently. 6 of 9 authorities run bandwidth scanners; 3 use relay-reported values directly.

Stable Uptime (Two Data Sources):
Relay Uptime = From Onionoo API (last_restarted field). Self-reported uptime from descriptor. Same value for all authorities.
Authority Threshold = From CollecTor vote files (flag-thresholds stable-uptime). Each authority may have different thresholds.
Why two sources? Vote files contain authority thresholds but not per-relay uptime values. Onionoo aggregates relay descriptors which include uptime.