View Contact Julie 'Dirty Needles' Kerr (calledmeawhore@inmyown.house) Details

📋 Contact & Network Overview

Network Summary:
  • Bandwidth Capacity: ~218.49 Mbit/s (218.49 Mbit/s guard)
  • Total Data Transferred: 827 TB (0.01% of 5yr network data)
  • Network Influence: 0.02% of overall consensus weight (0.03% guard)
  • Network Position: Guard-only (1 total relay, 1 guard)

📊 Operator Intelligence

  • Network Diversity: Great, 1 network (legendary)
  • Geographic Diversity: Poor, 1 country
  • Infrastructure Diversity: Okay, 1 platform
  • Bandwidth Capacity Measurements: 1/1 relays measured by authorities
  • Performance Insights: Overall CW/BW: 1318. +2% higher than 1295 network average. 72th percentile with 931 median.
    • Guard CW/BW: 1318. +49% higher than 884 network average. 72th percentile with 1018 median.
  • Operational Maturity: Operating since 2024-03-17 (all deployed together)
  • Version Compliance: All, 1 (100%) compliant
    • Version Status: All, 1 (100%) recommended
  • Family Support: 1 None (100%)

🚀 Bandwidth Reliability

Operator Performance:
  • Average Relay Throughput: 6mo 96.22 Mbit/s avg (1 relays), 1y 85.71 Mbit/s avg (1 relays), 5y 60.34 Mbit/s avg (1 relays)
    • No bandwidth outliers detected
  • Performance Analysis (6mo):
    • Stability: Great (Coefficient of Variation: 0.0% = 0.00 Kbit/s σ / 96.22 Mbit/s μ)
    • Trend: Decline (-15.9%) for most recent (Jan 11 - Mar 12, 2026) vs least recent (Sep 12 - Nov 11, 2025)
    • Capacity Utilization: 61% of all-time peak capacity (current 6mo avg vs all-time 1yr peak)
Network Comparison:
  • Network Position: Top 25% (75th-95th percentile)
  • Network Contribution: 6mo 96.22 Mbit/s avg (181 days), 1y 85.71 Mbit/s avg (182 days), 5y 60.34 Mbit/s avg (63 days)
Bandwidth Stability: Great (Top 25% most stable), Good (25-50% most stable), Variable (25-50% most stable), Extreme (Bottom 10% most variable)
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-03-15 15:00:00 UTC

⏰ Relay Reliability

  • Overall Uptime: 30d 100.0% (1 relays), 6mo 99.8% (1 relays), 1y 99.9% (1 relays), 5y 77.8% (1 relays)
    • ✅ No statistical outliers detected - consistent performance across all relays
    • Network Uptime (6mo): 5th Pct: 62%, 25th Pct: 98%, Operator: 100%, 50th Pct: 100%, 75th Pct: 100%, 90th Pct: 100%, 95th Pct: 100%, 99th Pct: 100%
  • Offline: 0 relays
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-03-15 15:00:00 UTC

🏷️ Flag Reliability

Flag-specific uptime percentages (1M/6M/1Y/5Y):
🛡️ Stable Operation: 100.0% / 99.8% / 99.9% / 63.1%
⚡ Fast Relay: 100.0% / 99.8% / 99.9% / 77.5%
🟢 Running Operation: 100.0% / 99.8% / 99.9% / 77.8%
🛡️ Entry Guard: 100.0% / 99.8% / 99.9% / 60.3%
📂 Hidden Services: 85.7% / 82.1% / 89.1% / 56.9%
📁 Directory Services: 100.0% / 99.8% / 99.9% / 77.8%
Excellent (>99%), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ) , from 2026-03-15 15:00:00 UTC

🚀 Flag Bandwidth Performance

Flag-specific bandwidth averages (6M/1Y/5Y):
🛡️ Entry Guard: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
⚡ Fast Relay: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
🟢 Running: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
📁 Hidden Service Directory: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
🎯 Stable Relay: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
📋 Version 2 Directory: 96.22 Mbit/s / 85.71 Mbit/s / 60.34 Mbit/s
High performance (>1.5x μ), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ)

Last updated: Sun, 15 Mar 2026 16:45:53 GMT. Refreshed every 30 minutes from the Tor directory authorities via Tor Project's onionoo API.

Nickname BW Cap (218.49 Mbit/s) Total Data Uptime/Downtime Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) IPv4 Flags DNS Family Country AS Number AS Name Platform First Seen Last Restarted
talkoftheculdesac 218.49 Mbit/s   ✓ 827 TB UP 1w 3d 1h ago 100.0%/99.8%/99.9%/77.8% —/—/—/60.3% 194.62.187.100 FastGuardHSDirRunningStableV2DirValid NA None United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland GB AS202282 FIBRUS NETWORKS LTD FreeBSD 1y 12mo 3d ago 1w 3d 1h ago